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School Hard

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"Home Sweet Home."

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"This weekend, the Night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak!  When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion.  And I should know, I was there." - Minion
"You were there?  Oh, please!  If every vampire that said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock." - Spike
"I ought to rip your throat out." - Minion
"I was actually at Woodstock.  That was a weird gig.  I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hands move....So, who do you kill for fun around here?" - Spike

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"Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers?  Killing them."

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"Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time, I don't like to brag.  Who am I kidding, I love to brag!"

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"Spike, I'm cold." - Drusilla
"I've got you." - Spike
"I'm a princess." - Drusilla
"That's what you are." - Spike

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"Me and Dru, we're moving in."

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"Nice work luv." - Spike
"Who are you?" - Buffy
"You'll find out on Saturday." - Spike
"What happens on Saturday?" - Buffy
"I kill you." - Spike

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"Who are you?" - Sheila
"Who do you want me to be?" - Spike

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"all right, I'll go up and get all chanty with the fellas.  But you've got to do me one favour.  Eat something."

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"What can I say?  Couldn't wait."

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"I'm a veil kind of guy.  You're too old to eat.  But not to kill.  I feel better."

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"Slayer!  Here kitty, kitty.  I find one of your friends first I'm gonna suck 'em dry.  And use their bones to bash your head in."

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"Someone's in the ceiling."                                    

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"You think you can fool me?  You were my sire, man, you were my Yoda!" - Spike
"Things change." - Angel
"Not us.  Not demons.  Man, I can't believe this, you Uncle Tom!" - Spike

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"Come on people, this isn't a spectator sport."

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"Fe Fi Fo Fum.  I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."

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"Do we really need weapons for this?" - Buffy
"I just like them.  They make me feel more manly." - Spike

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"The last Slayer I killed, she begged for her life.  You don't strike me as the begging kind."

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"I'll tell you what.  As a personal favour from me to you, I'll make it quick.  It won't hurt a bit." - Spike
"No Spike, It's gonna hurt a lot." - Buffy

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"You get the hell away from my daughter." - Joyce
"Women!" - Spike

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"A Slayer with family and friends.  That sure as Hell wasn't in the brochure."

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"How's the Annoying One?" - Spike
"He doesn't want to play." - Drusilla

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"I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again...who am I kidding?  I'd do it exactly the same, only I'd do this..."

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"From now on we're gonna have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here."

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